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Welcome to Blue BMW. This site is a self-adulatory attempt at promoting my car, but to also share information I've learned from folks out there. My reviews of products I've tried for my car and how it turned out. I hope that I can share some information that may prove to be of use to the rest of you out there.

This site will remain pretty minimalistic unless I am struck by the muses. And since they've all been laid off, hell shall freeze over shortly.

I'm trying to get in touch with a dear friend who I have managed to lost contact with. If anyone is familiar with Paul and Kelly Harding, formerly of Virginia, currently of New Jersey (I think) and could pass a note onto them for me, I would greatly appreciate it.

What have I been up to for the past month? Check it out. A Cement-Free Cement-Free DirecTV dish installation on an apartment.

What happens when a BMW 328 goes up against a MUTANT PIGEON??

Contact me if you need more information.